Dorothy: No! Dorothy: It does that for a lot of people, Rose. One says to the other, "Are you all right? Rose: No! How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seawater. Blanche: I just did a home pregnancy test — it's right here. Pfeiffer: That's P-feiffer. Don't they look good today, I ran them through the dishwasher. And my Great-grandmama.
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Blanche: Except for one very important thing. Dorothy: Oh come on, Blanche. Do you know what that's like? Blanche: September? Sophia: Great, and what am I supposed to do while every old lady on the block is watching Cosby? Sophia: In the future, a simple 'none of your business, Sophia' will suffice.
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Dorothy: It's not working, Blanche. Dorothy: Slut! In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.